January 2012
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Rach Gets It
Rach: What are you doing?
Me: At work, tryna do homework. It's hard! I need to find writing that I DON'T like!!! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Rach: The script to The Lake House?
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Oscar Nominations
Can we just have our own Anti-Academy Awards on the same night instead? And just not pay attention to the real ones whatsoever? They’re just sooo booooring. I just don’t care about them. At alllll. Expressing my feelings about them makes me sound like a stereotypical, apathetic, exasperated teenager who’s too cool for school. But if the Oscars are school, then I am too cool for...
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Called It! →
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New Season of Biggest Loser
Me: How're the new contestants on Biggest Loser?
Mom: Eh. Chubby.
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Jerry Lewis once said that he didn’t think women were funny, so I’d just like to...
– Judd Apatow during his acceptance speech at the Critic’s Choice Awards for Bridesmaids as Best Comedy (via rufustfirefly)
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Friends With Kids looks SO good. I still haven’t seen Kissing Jessica Stein, but Ira & Abby blew me away. I think Jennifer Westfeldt is a really interesting writer with a really different point of view. I literally can’t wait until March 9 to see this… but I am going to.
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Currently obsessed with this web series, which is the pretend continuation of Seinfeld. I don’t know what makes it more great, George’s blatant bald cap, the show’s re-appropriation of Seinfeld’s laugh track and trademark musical cues, or the clearly absurd direction its creators are leading the audience despite keeping the show grounded in the world of Seinfeld. This show...
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I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.
Because if you are making...
– http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2011/12/my-new-year-wish.html (via neil-gaiman
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Start writing. Write your own stuff because no one’s going to write anything for...
– Amy Poehler (via rufustfirefly, lizdexia)
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Paul F. Tompkins: Hubris!: It begins with... →
jakefogelnest:
paulftompkins:
Tumblr, I want to like you. I am determined to do so, in fact. I am already on board with your name, even the missing letter! Shine-on-you-crazy-diamond and so on. But I wanted to add a fancy background to my page and you won’t let me.
Look, I know we’ve only just met, but you need to know this…
Please welcome the wonderful Paul F. Tompkins to Tumblr.
Paul,...
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December 2011
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I love Los Angeles. I know a lot of people go there and they see just a huge...
– David Lynch, Catching The Big Fish (via bbook)
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Being Home is Really Frustrating.
Mom: Well, she didn't get anything for me, so I don't care.
Me: It's alllll about you Mom, it's never about aaaanyone else, is it?
Dad: I wonder where she gets it from.
Me: THAT'S NOT HOW INHERITANCE WORKS!!!!!!!
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latenightjimmy:
Jimmy’s SNL Promos with Fred Armisen
GET EXCITED.
Jimmy + SNL + Christmas = perfection to me. Not only for the inevitable “I Wish It Was Christmas Today” performance, but also because his was the first SNL Best Of DVD I ever bought. And I bought it as a White Elephant gift for a Christmas party… and then I pretended like I HADN’T brought it to the party...
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comedynerdsunited:
Here is last night’s piece on Marcel the Shell from Rock Center.
Just look at Jenny’s trumpet shirt. Just look at it. She is my hero in every way I can think of.
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Nerd Girlfriend! →
Literally my dream site. Nerd Boyfriend has been the best for FOREVER but this just takes the cake!